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What is the worst SJW blog on Tumblr? I need a name.

I mean, how can one truly determine who’s the worst SJW? First off, how do we even define SJW? How many times must one watch Space Jam to be considered a true Space Jam Watcher? Does it have to be all the way through each time? Are points deducted for pauseless bathroom breaks, snacktimes, cigarettes, or–God forbid!–mid-movie hookups? On what scale are SJWs rated? Is someone who has watched Space Jam only twelve times but never peeled their eyes from the screen a better or worse SJW than someone who’s seen it sixty times but has only gazed intently upon its glory for the full duration ten of those times?

Before I can really answer you, I need the answers to the real questions.

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