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May 27 2015

officialcalumthomashood:

I love it when you have a sleepover with a group of girls and there’s that moment where yall are in a circle and talk shit

The Spinning Soraru Story

destination-of-fate:

*attempts alliteration* So I was listening to this namahousou from a few days ago where Soraru skyped with 96neko, and this short conversation killed me so I thought I’d translate it. Soraru talks a bit about his showering habits and other things, and 96neko just about dies laughing throughout the whole thing :P Enjoy”

Keep reading

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let-it-golaf:

pixiedust-paycheck:

glorychildren:

NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.

MY FAVORITE PHOTOSET IS BACK

I WILL NEVER NOT LOVE THIS PHOTSET

niehausr:

[sees pic of fav character] oh my god i’m [takes deep breath] [dinosaur noises]

Reposted byRekrut-KKryptoniteHypothermiasmoke11nothingiseverything

sketchbookbunny:

Tries so hard for the second meow omg 😭

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sealkitty:

Remember when I tried to draw Milla but she ended up looking completely wrong? o|-<

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hecaerge:

fun things to call u n ur gal pal:

• handmaiden/feudal lord
• knight/liege
• librarian/clerk
• ceo/accountant
• mayor/secretary
• fief/vassal
• archduke/marquess

michaelawaffles:

chrmdpoet:

foxysmoulder:

but really guys

tampons/pads marketed to young kids who just started getting their periods

should be a thing

wrappers with dinosaurs and planets and glitter and cats and sea creatures 

make kids feel comfortable about something natural that happens to their bodies. 

and for goodness sake

don’t sexualize it

I’m 25, and I want dinosaur-wrapper tampons. Seriously.

someone give me a fucking mermaid-wrapper tampon pronto.

fatgirlopinions:

drunkvanity:

The fact that people fetishize large breasts, and then get upset when they find out that they sag, are disproportionate, have stretch marks, discoloration, and large areoles, etc… Says a lot about how society glamorizes large breasts but can’t stand it when they don’t look like the breasts on tv, magazines, and porn.

Oh and god forbid they’re “fake” because fake ones don’t count either
They have to be flawless AND real no matter how impossible that is

realraccoon:

reasons i can relate to a raccoon:

  • dark circles around eyes
  • small & chubby
  • lives in the trash and eats garbage
  • cute but will fight you
  • stays up all night
  • washes hands a lot
  • communicates solely through weird noises and screams
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kitajimatoru:

Death Note | One gifset per episode

∟#21 Performance

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epic-humor:

*sighs in spanish

otpprompts:

Imagine your OTP raising orphans.

Science AUs

alligotleftismybones:

  • I accidentally spilled hydrochloric acid on you so you really need to use the emergency shower and omg, if i knew you looked that good shirtless and wet i would have spilled it on you much earlier in the semester
  • You caught me looking at your answers in the lab but you really need to let me keep copying you, please, I have no idea what i’m even looking at under the microscope
  • No one should look as good as you do in safety goggles
  • could you please stop saying “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”???? it’s f–king physics
  • you keep messing up this titration and if i see this solution go bright bloody purple one more time i will beat you with the measuring cylinder 
  • i’m sorry i keep messing up the titration
  • i fainted during the dissection and you’re the one who caught me

jean-luc-gohard:

communismkills:

What is the worst SJW blog on Tumblr? I need a name.

I mean, how can one truly determine who’s the worst SJW? First off, how do we even define SJW? How many times must one watch Space Jam to be considered a true Space Jam Watcher? Does it have to be all the way through each time? Are points deducted for pauseless bathroom breaks, snacktimes, cigarettes, or–God forbid!–mid-movie hookups? On what scale are SJWs rated? Is someone who has watched Space Jam only twelve times but never peeled their eyes from the screen a better or worse SJW than someone who’s seen it sixty times but has only gazed intently upon its glory for the full duration ten of those times?

Before I can really answer you, I need the answers to the real questions.

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lindsaylohansmugshot:

This is possibly my favorite tweet

hatchet-ears:

weloveshortvideos:

Roosters Be Like…

unmute this shit. Now.

The “all I do is listen to music and overthink shit“ squad

yastrology-noroscope:

Pisces, Virgo, Cancer, Aquarius, Taurus, Scorpio

how to do the charlie charlie challenge:

moonlandingwasfaked:

twistedmixtapes:

• get two pencils
• get a sheet of paper
• write your mom an apology letter for being dumb as hell by trying to summon a ghost

Scratch that write your mom an apology for being dumb enough to think a Mexican ghost would be named Charlie

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